Queers Unite for Dustin Diamond

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Is Dustin you know, gay?

While the great actor that is Dustin Diamond is highly fantasized of in the gay community, it is still unclear if he is in fact gay. Rumours have been abound about him demanding bums from West Hollywood the be waiting for him in his dressing room during filming of Saved By the Bell. The bums have never spoken out, but will say they did in fact go to the set of Saved By the Bell and were fed, but what ever else happened is still rumour. Dennis Haskins (Mr. Belding) once let it slip that he joined Dustin in the room during these encounters. Dustin also laces all his comedy routine about homosexuality, which many feel is his way of slowly coming out. His former band Salty the Pocketknife, also used to play a lot of gay clubs and had a huge gay following. The drummer of the band Evan Stone was also rumoured to have had an intense sexual relationship with Dustin, which led to the demise of the band and left Evan a broken angry man who won't talk about what his friendship with Dustin entailed. Many queers often dress up as their beloved icon and engage in group orgies anyplace they can find a dumpster. These dumpster circuits hope that one day there icon will come out (if he is in fact gay) and live his life as the fine gay actor he is. With that being said, I must now go put on Season 3 of Saved by the Bell, grab some lube, my butt plug and pleasure myself while I dream about Screech doing such filthy acts. As a matter of fact all of this typing about Dustin has made me intensely horny.