Dustin is a turd burglar

yes he is, I can see it know - I drop a load and he runs over the swipe it up were he goes to find a hiding place so he can eat his turd in peace. He would finish it and come out and his breath would smell like my waste, he would even have little turds on his facial hair. I would have to slap him and force him to guzzle my spunk, but it would all be worth it. After he would allow me into his chocolate cave of love, were I will unload another load of my duck butter. Damn this is makinf me hot.