My queer love for Dustin will never die!
Dustin may not pay attention to his huge queer fanbase, but that's ok, I'll still have romantic fantasies about him. I once had a fantasy that I ate a lot of Taco Bell and had diarrhea. I spray Dustin's face with my watery chocolate. He licked it off his beard and told me he wanted more. I couldn't spray out anymore, so instead I wiped my ass on his jew fro. He was immediatly turned on because his little penis got erect. I began to goggle it all up and swallow his jew spew. Than I woke up to find it had all been a dream. Those people from SBTBNow think that Dustin's queer fans are crazy and that they should just disapear. They think because we want to have gay sex with Dustin, we are crazy. They can think all they want because tonight I'm putting on my Screech outfit and going to my favote bar, The Man Hole, to find me an orgy of men to rape my ass outside by the dumpsters, just like Dustin would do if he could find a drunken bunch of homeless guys.
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At 12:12 PM, Kurt Steinberg said…
Have you ever dreamed about teaming up with Dennis Haskins, the actor who played Mr. Belding, to spit-roast Diamond? I had a dream about that the other day - when I woke up my sheets were covered in jism!
At 11:07 AM, Unknown said…
Holy crap this guy Dustin Diamond looks queer as a San Francisco faggot on a hot summer day.
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