Friday is upon us.

So here it is, another friday, I can't wait to go to my favorite queer hangout to meet up with some good friends. Tonight will no doubt be a good turnout. It's pretty much a guarantee that within 5 minutes of getting in the door, I'll be munching some starfish, and within an hour, I'll be pounding some random young Mario Lopez wannabe in the bathroom stall. Queering it up is so fun when you have a great queer community who believe in having as much fun with whoever they bump into. I've even gotten oral from a mildly retarded middle-aged man dressed as Mr. Belding. He came up to me and said "Screech, report to my office immediatly for punishment for getting caught wacking off in the boys locker room while watching Zach and Slater lather each other up with soap." I followed him into the bathroom and he went to work, it was damn good. I know he'll be there, maybe if I dress up as Screech, he'll have to punish me again, although he is a very popular queer in the club, I think he was an original Village Person, the mildly retarded one who got let go before they got signed.

new member in my dumpster scene

So I got to tell you all about a new cummer at the dumpster scene, we call him Mini Belding - he's a midget who dresses in a suit and call's himself Mini Belding. He has a 10 incher and is a seasoned queer who has queered it up with some big names in the gay porn scene. He can do some amazing things due to his small size, like you can rotate him on your cock like a record because he's so small. He's a great addition to the dumpster scene and I really hope to lose many a load inside his anus.

I need a new pair of Zubaz!

I was at a rest stop last night and someone took me from the behind (as usual), but this time they didn't even bother to pull them down! He forced his manhood in my ass by ripping a hole in my zubaz. They were already weak in that area from all the caked on anal juices and semen, but I had many wonderfull memories with those. I'm looking to find some new zubaz that are gayer than the last pair. I'm trying to get in contact with the owners of Dustin Diamonds zubaz, but they are busy entertaining offers from many other queers who want a wonderful piece of television history. I was thinking of sewing my own imitation zubaz with rainbow fabric to show off my pride. We'll see.

I love queering it up at rest stops!

I just love going to rest stops around the country and hooking up with random dudes for anal and other filthy acts. I find you get great results if you dress as a character from Saved By the Bell, I once dressed up as Mr. Belding and had several young men dressed as A.C Slater offer to rim my anus and take dumps on my chest. These types of gang bangs are great fun for queers not afraid to live on the wild side. I also love the one on one you get from picking up a stranger in a techo dance club and taking him home for a round of watching Saved By the Bell episodes while you jerk each other off and lick eachothers man chowder. I need to go , all this writing is making me very happy in the pants and I need to do something about it.

I want to tea bag Dustin

Today when I woke up, I had a raging erection. I had been dreaming about Dustin Diamond wearing Zubaz and getting pounded by Mario Lopez. I dreamt that I joined in and tea bagged Dustin. He slowly licked and sucked on my cleanly shaven nutsack, he than nibbled it like it was a piece of cheese. I inserted the entire sack in his mouth and let it steep, at the same time my pink button rubbed his chin hair, which left a wonderful aroma of man. I woke up right before I came, so I had to put in my Saved By The Bell DVDs to jack off to. It was a good morning.